Secretariat Is Galloping to Theaters
And I won't hear a word about which actress you haters feel should have played the title role.
They got a real horse for this one, and at a special screening, the estimable Margo Martindale -- who plays Miss Ham, the trusted assistant to the humans -- chatted with me about her experience.
Margo said she didn't work much with the horse himself, "but I was around the horse."
"I think they had an affair," she added about Miss Ham and another character in the film.
"The horse?" I squealed, classily.
No," she laughed, "but he's very pretty."
Anyway, let's get off the saddle and discuss what your favorite horse movie of all time is -- till now, that is.
The Black Stallion?
Or perhaps a porn flick you haven't told me about?
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