Sex Addicts Should Be On the Points System
Weight Watchers is a great way for food addicts to curb their intake.
So why shouldn't the same system be applied to sex addicts?
Let's say you chalk up one point for making out.
Two for nipple licking or tweaking.
Three points for full-on oral.
And seven for penetration.
All the whores I know would be staying home and reading books in no time!
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