Sexy Paper Dolls of The Bachmanns!
This just came in from a very clever reader of mine named David Gilmore:
"I made some paper dolls of Michele and Marcus Bachmann, hopefully capturing them in their truest glory.
"Outfits for Michele include: a burka, a 1920's swimsuit, and something to attend gay pride in.
"Outfits for Marcus include: a snappy ladies swimsuit, a Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show costume, and a chic sheik ensemble. Snap, snap, snap."
Delicious wish fulfillment or one's (and their) worst nightmare?
I don't know, but either way, these dolls are so hot I'm surprised the paper doesn't burn itself.
They're making me feel like ... a barbarian!!!
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