Shelved in fiction: 'Henry Paulson and the Toxic Assets'
The Daily Flog: Bailing on the bailout; chips take dip; we're running low on spam.
You can't blame reporters for not getting the scoop on bailout czar Henry Paulson's latest moves.
Paulson himself doesn't know from one minute to the next. We know it's a crisis, but is he reacting quickly to changing events or is he just panicky and scrambling?
Paulson says the government won't go ahead as planned with the key bailout provisions that Congress approved: the purchase of Wall Street firms' junk assets.
So, the plan for spending the $700 billion is scrapped. But Paulson's going to put that money somewhere. And he's the appointee of one of America's most all-time unpopular presidents (recent polls say that).
We just had a monumental election, but right in the middle of this miserable reign delay, Paulson's rolling back the TARP. Who's on first?
It's not just Paulson. These days, any good news is accompanied by sour news, no matter what sector you're talking about. Example: There's a sharp decrease in junk mail since a major spam gang was captured, the BBC reports. At the same time, however, Intel, the world's largest chipmaker, further shook Wall Street with news that revenue (because of less demand for chips worldwide) is sharply down.
Never in the past 60 years have Americans had less confidence in a president, according to surveys, yet it's Bush's guy who is making moves — or not making moves — right and left.
This is the lame-duckiest of all lame-duck presidential situations. And we have two more months of Paulson trying to figure out how to bail out his Wall Street pals.
So ignore the grossly misleading headline on the main Times story this morning: "U.S. Shifts Focus in Credit Bailout to the Consumer."
It's not the "consumer" but the credit card companies and the like that would get direct boosts, in hopes of prying money loose from private investors to get the credit markets rolling again.
Any sympathy you might feel for Paulson's task is tempered by the fact that it was he and his fellow investment bankers whose bad decisions got the financial world into this mess in the first place.
One thing Paulson is absolutely sure about: The time's still not right for average Americans to be bailed out, despite the tone of the Times headline. As the Times notes in the last half — the meatiest half — of its story this morning:
While he flails around looking for ways to spend $700 billion on everyone but you . . .
NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
Guardian (U.K.): 'Germany slides into recession'
China Media Project (Hong Kong): ' "Guilt by blog" and the trouble with China’s universities'
Guardian (U.K.): 'Murder charge after woman dies at Ku Klux Klan-style initiation'
Register (U.K.): 'Batman sues Batman over Batman'
Guardian (U.K.): 'Paulson abandons plans to buy up America's toxic mortgage assets'
L.A. Times: 'Angrier response to Prop. 8 steps up'
L.A. Times: 'Congress isn't waiting for Obama'
"Lawmakers are unveiling plans to expand health coverage and curb global warming. And Democratic leaders have called a lame-duck session next week to discuss an auto industry bailout."
The Age (Australia): 'G20 leaders must wait for Obama meeting'
Scotsman (U.K.): 'Happy birthday, Nessie – the legend lives on'
N.Y. Times: 'Bush, Out of Office, Could Oppose Inquiries'
Register (U.K.): 'GooFlu searches for sickness: Google tells you when to get sick'
Register (U.K.): 'Mankind to detect alien life "by 2025" '
China Media Project (Hong Kong): 'Taxi strikes in China highlight changing press controls'
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