Shit Rancid Gays Say!
"Lies! Lies! Liza Minnelli!"
"Husband material? Honey, he was has-been material!"
"You know who make really good boyfriends? Prisoners. You always know where they are."
Those and other linguistic gems are uttered by Mike Diamond in this video of the fabulously flamboyant yet awkward things some gays spew out of their mouths along with unwanted love juice.
The above video is actually the sequel to the original, which is below, along with part 3.
Yes, it's a trilogy, girl.
It's the new Lord of the Cock Rings!
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