Some Questions About The Horrendous NYC Blackout
*Will we really have to put New York on stilts some day to avoid the storm surge?
Can't we all just wear higher heels?
*Didn't I tell you how great Jack's 99-cent stores are?
While people were frantically running around scarfing up flashlight batteries for 30 scammy dollars, the Jack's on 40th Street was selling them at the usual two-for-a-dollar price!
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*Don't you have new respect for blind people after stumbling around in the near-dark?
I mean, don't you suddenly worship Helen Keller?
And can't you sort of see how if that's your reality, you slowly start to adjust to it in all its horrid limitations?
*Wasn't all that stair climbing a sort of unwanted yet invigorating cardio exercise every day?
Come on. Let's make lemonade, huff, puff.
*Why is my neighborhood always one of the last ones to get power back?
Shouldn't they tell you that when they lease you the apartment?
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