"Sperminator" Arnold Fathered A Love Child!
"Never meant to be. Love child -- not born in poverty ..."
Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger pumped his iron over 10 years ago, and fathered a love child with a member of his household staff.
And that was instrumental in Maria Shriver recently saying "Hasta la vista, baby" to her pole-swinging caveman of a husband.
And you can't say I was that far off track.
When we recently discussed the split on this blog, my main guess -- really going out on a limb here -- was his pussy hounding.
Oh, well. There's no way Arnold will say, "I'll be back." The marriage is as kaput as his film career.
I just pray he also doesn't somehow involve his other big catchphrase, "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
P.S.: At least Arnold has evolved to support gay marriage. It's just straight marriage he obviously has a problem with.
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