Spitzer Fucks Her?

The breaking news that Governor Eliot Spitzer was somehow involved with a prostitution ring--or a "prosecution ring," as a feathered-haired NY1 anchorwoman slipped and called it--has led to a slew of potential racy headlines being floated around: Everything from "Spitzer Goes Down" to, if he eventually resigns, "Spitzer Comes and Goes" (Thanks to the Voice's own Ward Harkavy for that one.) But all I can think of about all this is: I would have fucked him for nothing!

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