Stop Bathroom Odors Before They Even Happen!
Everything happens quicker nowadays, including air fresheners.
In the case of Poo-Pourri, it goes to work before you've even done your business!
It's basically a pre-emptive strike against the unaesthetic aromas that often fill the john, but it supposedly starts fighting the stench before the stench hath even stenched things up.
Says the description: "PooPourri is not a chemical cover up!
"Based on aromatherapy principles, a squirt or two into the bowl forms a protective layer of essential oils that prevents nasty smells from showing up in the first place.
"With Poo-Pourri, husbands, wives, coworkers, roommates--even kids--can do their business while smelling like a rose. Or lemongrass or jasine or..."
Start squirting it now--for protection.
I might even squirt some onto the computer in case my next column stinks.
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