Stupid Shit: An Expensive Wooden Spoon

This invention could have been on our Christmas List—a spoon that latches onto the edge of a pot, so you don't have to worry about where to put it down once it's covered with sauce. Unfortunately, it costs $27. The ladle version is $50! We will happily stick with our sad old, burnt spoons, the handle of which have been used to stir paint. We're simple like that.

That said, this website does have lots of good, cheap gift options. Check it.

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