Swimwear For The Aroused (Not Safe For Office)
Supposedly you shouldn't swim after you eat--but thanks to new swimwear designs, you can do so after you've gotten hot and bothered! If you're the type that gets turned on by being around various pools and beaches (and lifeguards), then these are just the accommodating bathing suits for you and your manhood. You never need to be embarrassed by sporting wood in public again! Bruno must be gagging.
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