Thank You, LDM Readers!
You've entertained me so heartily with your wit, your homilies, and your down-to-the-gut class, and as a treat, I'm giving you a week off!
Yes, I'm taking a vacation week, kids, so I can build up to the turkey club sandwich I'm planning for Thursday, and then I can have all day Friday to expel it from my cavities.
And I'll accomplish all that in between looking for three dollar Christmas gifts for my dearest pets and loved ones!
But don't fret. There WILL be a column on Wednesday and I'll be reminding you of that, as sure as my middle name is "Shakira."
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