The 50 Hottest Jewish Men On Earth
Circumcision has never been so sexy.
This rundown chooses the 50 hottest, but I'll focus on the top eight, since--in the immortal words of Betty Buckley--eight is enough.
(8) Adam Garfield. The super-hot Spider-Man casts a wide web. I can only imaginarium what his Parnassus looks like.
(7) Adam Levine. I would enjoy being marooned with him, even if he only has five.
(6) Jake Gyllenhall. Half Swedish, half Jewish, all man.
(5) Ryan Braun. I don't know of anyone in sports, but I suddenly would like to.
(4) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I can't even think of a joke. I just love him. Such a dollface, bubbe.
(3) Yonata Wedman. So a model is hot looking! Big surprise! (I'm serious. A lot of them ain't really that cute.)
(2) James and Dave Franco. Hey, this half/Swedish/half Jewish thing really gets results. They should send millions of Jews to Sweden and force them to impregnate.
And the wiener...
(1) Boxing champ Ilya Grad (pictured above).
Woof. A total knockout. Oy.
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