The Biggest Sexual Message Of The Year
And this one came thanks to deposed coach Jerry Sandusky:
Don't shower with kids!
Don't "horse around"!
Don't hug them!
Don't touch their legs "with no intent of sexual contact"!
Don't touch their legs at all!
Don't get involved at all in any kind of disrobing, touching, or sharing private experiences.
Don't do anything unprofessional, inappropriate, or totally wack.
If you blatantly do stuff like that, people are going to think you're a child molester.
Especially if you are!
So quit with all the "horseplay" -- and don't even think of starting it with a toast of Jesus Juice.
And by the way, are you sure that was their leg?
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