The Cheeriest, Peppiest Variety Show Clip In History! Scary Kitsch!
You won't need your afternoon dose of coke after seeing this little bit of pop history.
It's the Doodletown Pipers, a clean-scrubbed, singing and bopping ensemble that came off sort of like the Fifth Dimension meets Up With People.
These critters don't stop moving around in place for a second, barely even noticing all the weird large orbs looming around them!
I guess these were the days before Ritalin.
Thanks to The Redundant Variety Hour for the clip.
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