The Crack Addicts Are Back In NYC!

The Crack Addicts Are Back In NYC!

They must be! They're stealing s**t again!

Last night, I went to K Mart with a friend who wanted to buy a bike there. Way down in the basement of the 34th Street store, they have perfectly nice cruisers for as low as $110, all pumped up and ready to go!

He also got a long and winding lock for $22, which you can wrap around both wheels. It looked pretty secure.

Well, we rode up to Hell's Kitchen. He locked his new bike to a mail box, using the long lock to cover the length of the vehicle. We went into the Flaming Saddles bar. We came out 15 minutes later.

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And it was gone! Someone had snapped the lock and raced off with the K Mart bike!

The crack addicts are back, I tell you.

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