The Creepiest YouTube Clip Ever: A Singer From Hell
I don't know who this man is, but please dare to take a gander at his bad game show host hair (combed back over the ears), his shit-eating grin accomplished through crooked gap teeth, and his ghastly lipsynching attempt as he mouths some mind-rotting song of nonsense syllables with no actual lyrics.
Stay with it as he goes from "tro-los" to falsetto yelps to terrifying guffaws, finally waving and smiling as he eerily trills his way offstage.
And see if you can come out of this not only alive, but sane.
I couldn't. This clip was the last straw!
It is the single most diabolically spine tingling bit of entertainment since Vincent Price died.
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