The King's Speech! Elf! Mommie Dearest! Mr. U.S. Gay!
CLICK HERE for my column in which all of those things, plus a Shakespeare play, are dissected with my usual judgmental (with the emphasis on "mental") glee.
Yes, this column is all over the place, so it needs your penetrating gaze to make it focused -- or to make it even exist.
Give it a click and I guarantee you a really good time without that many STDs.
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