The Lamest Attempt To Get Press Off Whitney Houston's Death
This press release came in, moments after the body turned cold:
"CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY AVAILABLE ON WHITNEY HOUSTON
"So-and-so, NY based leading criminal defense attorney, is available for comment on Whitney Houston.
"[Says So-and-so:] 'Police will look for evidence of drug use. If autopsy concludes she died from drug overdose, it will likely be the end of the investigation.'
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"He has worked extensive with high profile cases, and was formerly a supervising senior assistant" blah blah blah.
Oy! Such amazing insight! (And bad grammar.)
Let the woman rest.
PS: They claim the email was sent out by mistake -- it sure was! -- so I'm breaking the rules and being a mensch and taking the name of the attorney out.
But be careful, Stuart!
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