The Pope Has Commissioned A Scent!
His own personal holy fragrance, which fuses lime tree, verbena, and grass.
So what should it be called?
I have some ideas:
Eau de Nazi
Pedophile the Fragrance
Secrets and Lies
On Your Knees
Or maybe just: I Dress Like a Drag Queen but I Hate Gays
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