The Secret Sex Life of FedEx Men

Apparently, they don't only deliver stuff, they'll take deliveries, too.

A man sitting next to me at the theater the other night volunteered this bit of info, practically on saying hello:

"My FedEx man comes over all the time and wants to suck my dick.

"He's married with three children, but he really gets into it.

"His ultimate fantasy is to have a chick with a dick fuck him as he blows me.

Do you know of any?"

Hmm. So FedEx will gladly take packages from both ends!

Top that, UPS!

(And, by the way, yes, I do know quite a few.)

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