The Super Bowl: Watch It With People Who Couldn't Care Less
That was Drama Desk winner Bradford Louryk's idea, and it sounded so wonderfully sick yet perfectly sensible, I jumped aboard the second he announced it.
Along with Kristen Johnston, Zachary Booth, Cintra Wilson, and other celebs and pop culture gurus, I will narrate the Super Bowl, which will be beamed into Joe's Pub on February 6 as it happens.
I can't speak for the rest of the panel, but I know I will surely say all kinds of stupid stuff because I know absolutely nothing about sports (except bowling) and I openly don't give a flying f word.
But it'll be hilarious!
Expect lots of "tight end" jokes and a sudden increase in energy levels when the half-time show starts.
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