The Teapot Dumb Scandal
Ex-KGB'er and chief suspect Andrei Lugovoi.
One current scandal glows brighter than the rest, but only because it simply glows brighter: the story of how renegade Russian Alexander Litvinenko was fatally poisoned by highly radioactive polonium-210 last November.
The supposed poisoning of a supposed spy took place over tea at London's Pine Bar, where fictional spies Sean Connery and George Lazenby used to lunch with 007 producer Cubby Broccoli. Beneath the cinematic tea-time episode at the Pine Bar is the tangled dance of George W. Bush and Vlad "The Paler" Putin. Even further beneath is a mixture of international oil politics. From Teapot Dome to Teapot Dumb, things haven't changed much.
Before the 9/11 deaths gave the Bush regime a reason to live, Bush himself called to mind Warren G. Harding, a president who sat on his porch swing while his oil-patch buddies plundered the Treasury, most famously in the Teapot Dome scandal. Bush's performance still brings Harding to mind.
Now, however, things are more complex. More on that later. The Litvinenko poisoning is colorful enough. It's laid out in a recent interview of head barman Norberto Andrade by Richard Gray in the Telegraph (U.K.):
Litvinenko later died of what was said to be a dose of polonium-210 that was 200 times the amount considered lethal. Traces of polonium were found all around the area where Litvinenko had been sitting. That naturally freaked out Andrade:
Britain — now under Tony Blair's successor, Gordon Brown — has angrily demanded the extradition from Russia of accused poisoner Andrei Lugovoi and has expelled Russian diplomats for Putin's refusal to do so.
Conservative anti-war drumbeater Justin Raimondo pooh-poohs the whole affair, saying oil politics are behind it all. He notes that Russia has shut out British oil giant BP from oil deals and he casts doubt on the whole poisoning episode:
It's always about the money and natural resources unnaturally extracted. Brown's anger at the Russians is matched by Bush's friendliness with ex-KGB chief Putin. Bush and Putin not only have a personal connection; they also have a business link. As Mark Baard wrote in a January 2004 Voice story about Bush's touting of a "hydrogen economy":
Yes, Bush and Putin personally struck a business deal in 2002 that gave Russia control over a key U.S. mining company:
Why was Bush touting hydrogen so much in the early days of his regime? Maybe it also had to do with the fact that when Bush tapped Jerry Bremer to run Iraq, Bremer was a board member of Air Products, a huge producer not only of hydrogen but of a plan to install hydrogen-fueling stations throughout the planet.
Hydrogen, platinum, nickel — these aren't radioactive. But the scandal of Bush's buddies making a mint off war and natural resources will cast a glow long after the polonium scandal dims to a flicker.
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