The Two Best Lines In The Descendants

That's the Alexander Payne movie with George Clooney as a guy whose wife is in the hospital after a boating accident and who has to re-examine his past as he learns about wifey's doings while reconnecting with their two awkwardly behaving daughters.

It just played the New York Film Festival en route to a November release.

Anyway, the two best lines are:

"We are putting lipstick on a corpse!"


"Shut up, you motherless whore!"

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