Things A Homosexual Probably Shouldn't Say On Valentine's Day
Mike Diamond lays them all out for you.
Stuff like "Why is a nice boy like you sitting on a face like this?"
And "My new sex position is possum style. I just lay there."
But let me not give it all away.
Trust me. If you've filled your Russell Stover heart with prescription pills, then you will definitely think this "love hangover" is a riot.
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