Tilda Swinton, I Have A Great New Look For You!
Darling, I'm loving your blond wisps these days, and I always adored the shock of red (above) that you've often blared at the world.
No matter what shade you're featuring, you just couldn't look bad even if you tried.
And you don't try!
But for your next flawless visage, might you consider this classic gender-bending piece of rock-and-roll iconography?
It would be so (Aladdin) sane!
Come on, even Harry Potter's tried it.
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