"Today, Mitt Romney Lost The Election"
Hallelujah. Whoopee. Don't even tell me how, as long as it happened for sure.
No, wait, let's find out what's behind this supposed nail in the coffin of Romney's flip flopping, vague, slippery, but otherwise FABULOUS campaign.
Using the above headline, here's what Josh Barro wrote on bloomberg.com.
"You can mark my prediction now.
"A secret recording from a closed-door Mitt Romney fundraiser, released today by David Corn at Mother Jones, has killed Mitt Romney's campaign for President.
"Romney is the most opaque presidential nominee since Nixon, and people have been reduced to guessing what his true feelings are.
"This video provides an answer: He feels that you are a loser.
It's not an answer that wins elections."
It's an answer that makes you a loser, Mitt.
By the way, our feelings about you are not opaque at all:
You're contemptuous, bigoted, patronizing, and not fit for the job.
Don't worry, you'll be fine. You have lots and lots of money.
Snuggle up to your cash register and go away!
Thanks to Rex Wockner for the tip.
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