Today's Teen Idols are Too Bland!

Today's Teen Idols are Too Bland!
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What is this, the 1950s all over again?

The Jonas Brothers are about as cutting edge as three hedgehogs.

Justin Bieber looks freshly born, except for the weird comb-forward.

And Miley Cyrus has the demeanor of a truckstop waitress, which I like, but she's been drained of all sex appeal and turned into a chirpy slice of American cheese.

That's why I have to extra-love my girl Kesha.

She's the new Britney, but even trashier.

Kesha--with a dollar sign for an 's'-- snarls, rolls around in bowling lanes, scowls, rolls her eyes, and freely embraces her outer skank while singing and entertaining the crap out of me.

She holds a mirror up to my very soul!

Thank you, Kesha. Blah blah blah.

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