Tony-Winning Ex Child Star Writes Bawdy, Hilarious Tweets
In 1991, 11-year-old Daisy Eagan won the 1991 best Featured Actress in a Musical Tony for her performance in Secret Garden, but her garden isn't so secret anymore.
Today, Daisy--who's playing Joe's Pub on September 17--writes a nonstop spewing of funny tweets for the world to see, and I must say I recommend them more than most of the stuff on Broadway nowadays.
"Decided to take the word 'cunt' out of the first line of my show. You're welcome."
"My new headshots say I may have short hair but I enjoy penises."
"Forgot hairspray. There go my hopes of getting laid tonight."
"Ladies, when he tries to make you think you're being 'crazy', feel free to point out he's being a dick."
"I once told a homeless man to 'keep it real,' so no, I'm not proud of myself."
"Whenever I see an ad where the woman is a bitchy cunt, I'm like 'I'm totally gonna buy that now'."
"The wife in the Jack in the Box commercial is so cunty it makes me want to eat a bunch of shitty fast food."
And best of all:
Glad to see some child stars grow up just fine, thank you.
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