Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians
One of this blog's VIP commenters, Jonster, linked this in a response to another post, but now it's getting a big, stellar posting of its own so you can all get a healthy gander at its utter hilarity. It's cracked.com's guide to the 25 male celebs who most resemble old tennis players--you know, carpet munchers--you know, daughters of Sappho! You will scream as you scroll through the photos and think things like, "That's an old diesel--no, wait, that's Dana Carvey!" Their number one choice for this esteemed honor is Bruce Jenner, but that's kind of unfair--he IS an old lesbian.
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