Visitors Tour An Inflatable Simulated Colon, Complete With Polyps
That's the caption on the above New York Times photo of people doing just that, and I was so excited I didn't even read the article.
This is obviously the new DisneyLand!
"Hey, kids, want go tour an inflatable colon?"
"Um...does it have polyps?"
"You betcha it does!"
"Yay! Let's go!!! Wooo!!!! I'll take pictures!"
Fun for the whole family.
But seriously, folks, I did look at the article, and it talks about how colonoscopy-usage is overdone for those over 80.
They should just visit an inflatable colon theme park instead.
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