Viva (Kristian) Laliberte?
What is a Kristian Laliberte? Easy. He's the namedropping publicist gawker.com likes to pop the pretensions of, though he seems nice enough, even when saying stuff like "I just talked to Tinsley!" He also just told me he was recently mugged by some creepy guy who made off with his wallet but not, thankfully, his gift bag or beauty products. Now, Kristian soldiers on with a wallet that says, in big letters, "Don't steal this wallet." Are you listening, Tins?
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