What Animal Do You Look Like?
I clearly resemble an owl.
Enough people have said that, so I simply have to embrace the comparison and make it into a positive thing, kvelling over all the wisdom and potato-chips-inspiring that owls exude.
So what about you?
Don't say "I have the eyes of a wolverine, the chin of a marmoset, and the nose of an armadillo."
Just look in a mirror and pick ONE animal that you most closely resemble.
A platypus? A gazelle? Mel Gibson?
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