What's The Difference Between A Priest And A Pedophile?
Lady Bunny has the answer to that in her new, hilarious assortment of jokes (below), which she obviously filmed right in front of the Vatican.
And she did so in a shmatte similar to what the new Pope will surely be wearing! (Though Bunny has way better hair.)
Anyway, I suppose you'll want an answer to that setup line. Alas, I'm Catholic, was raised on the good book Jesus, and I do believe I want to see the morning.
But what the hell, I'll give you punchline:
"Some pedophiles fuck girls."
Rim queen. I mean, rim shot.
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