What's The Dumbest Movie Ever Made?
Not "dumb" as in goofy and slapdash in a kind of likable-despite-itself way that at least manages to kill two hours. I mean "dumb" as in relentlessly, painfully, buzzsaw-to-the-brain inept and unwatchable, leaving you wonder who to sue to get those 120 minutes back.
I'll start with an example: Porky's Revenge. Any argument? No, I didn't think so.
Well, let me add some less obvious examples: Prozac Nation. The Happening. People I Know. Gigantic. Night of the Lepus. Duets. Revolution. A Countess From Hong Kong. Quintet. Fly Me To The Moon.
Got it? So what was your moviegoing bottom?
Get the ICYMI: Today's Top Stories Newsletter
Catch up on the day's news and stay informed with our daily digest of the most popular news, music, food and arts stories in New York, delivered to your inbox.