What's The Kinkiest Sex You Ever Had?
It's kinky confession time, kids. Wipe your minds clean of all the boring in-out routines you've performed through the years. Tell me instead about the wacky times--the edgiest acts you can remember engaging in with a consensual adult, when you kept going to unchartered places with your privates while thinking "This is one to tell the grandkids about!"
Was it fisting? Felching? Frottage?
Did it involve gerbils? Whips? Credit cards?
Did you forget your condom? Your diaper? Your safe word?
Was it with a she-male? A priest? Carrie Prejean?
I'll start this ball rolling. No, wait, I'm too embarrassed. You start this ball rolling.
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