What's The New "Celebutard"?

I have often been given credit for coining the term "celebutard"--in fact, it's the thing I may be best known for--but I don't think I really did coin it, if you want to know the truth.

And it hurts. Imagine getting recognized for something (a) so lame and (b) not even your own achievement.

Well, I'm ready to coin a whole new term, and maybe this time I WILL deserve all the kudos and glory.

I'm desperate to come up with a word that will describe people who are propelled to the spotlight by their genitals, like the 15-and-counting babes who made Tiger sport Wood.

I've narrowed down the choices to the following:





And twatzarazzis.

Which should it be, oh wise ones?

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