What's the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?
I'm not talking about obvious stuff that was supposed to be bad.
Don't say Attack of the Killer Tomatoes or Troll 2.
I mean something that strove for quality and even garnered acclaim, but you found it so insufferable that you threw your Raisinettes onto the floor and climbed over the phonies to rush to safety.
For me, it was Grand Canyon, the all-star 1991 Lawrence Kasdan film which strained for profound statements about the meaning of life but was so pretentious and tedious about it that I could only appreciate my life once it was over.
That film is the worst!
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