Which Celebrity Do You Want To Have Sex With?
We've all imagined doing it with famous people--snuggling with Angelina, pounding it to Brad, going down on Hitler--so it's time we took our perfectly healthy fantasies out of the closet and brought them into the public arena for mass ridicule.
So which celebrity, living or dead, would YOU most want to be intimate with?
Let's restrict the choices to people of legal age and who you have no intention of actually trying to consummate with. (I don't want to promote silk stalkings here.) And if it's someone dead, please restrict your fantasy to doing it with them when they were alive. Deal?
I'll start this thing going. I always thought Jack Lemmon was adorable. Alive!
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