Which Of These Two Would You Sleep With?
It's a whole new game, kids, though it might sound a tiny bit reminiscent of our old "Fuck-Marry-Slap" pastime. This one has you determining which of two people you would get it on with--the two people being celebrities that I name at random. "Neither" is not a choice in this game, mind you. You must pick one of the two celebs I serve up and then you must go through with the sex act--in your mind, anyway.
And those celebs are:
Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump.
Hot, huh? So which of the two would you get biblical with? Decide now.
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