Which Separated Oscar Winner Slept With a Trannie And...?
Please! Do you honestly think I'm going to tell you the rest? You'll have to CLICK HERE for my regular roundup of breathless blind items, telling you who did what to whom and why the fuck not?
You'll also learn about writers with itchy fingers, TV stars with hangovers, letches with vineyards, and newsmen on the down low.
Enjoy! It's better to "go blind" this way than by masturbating.
Though there's not that much difference.
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