Who Will Star in the Inevitable TV Movie Titled "Fucks Her, Pays Her, Spitzer" aka "Love Potion Number 9"?
It will most certainly be either Stanley Tucci or Chris Cooper as the disgraced governor with coozy hands. It will be Rita Wilson as his crushed yet clinging-to-the-last-vestiges-of-power wife. And as the 22-year-old ho-with-a-heart-of-slush named Ashley Alexandra Dupre, aka Kristen, it's got to be 21-year-old seductress Ashley Olsen. Any arguments?
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