Why I Hate Nightlife! 35 Bitter Reasons!
Here's my hilarious new column in which I go over all the hideous things about nightlife, from door people who look at you as if you were a decayed rodent to people who scream inanities, spill drinks, dis your outfit, block you from the VIP area, play shitty music, or ask you where the bathroom is.
I'd tell you more about it, but I'm running off to a nightclub right now.
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