Why I Hate Religion!!!

Get down on bended knee, cross yourself, light a candle, throw some garlic, and then click here for my new column, in which I list all the reasons religion makes me queasy, written as I prayed for forgiveness out of the side of my gay-theistic mouth.

This is the latest in my ecology-polluting "Why I Hate ..." series, and it may be the most vivid, controversial, and somehow lovable one of all.

You may well be horrified by this one -- it gets really dirty and personal -- but feel free to confess afterward to ensure your berth on a cumulus cloud of hope and glory.

I cover everything from the hatefulness of Bible thumping to the self-laceration of so many religious holidays to the smugness with which so many Americans adopt exotic religions to ...

Upcoming Events

Well, just click.

I'm surely going to hell after this, but I was anyway.

Upcoming Events


Sponsor Content


All-access pass to the top stories, events and offers around town.

  • Top Stories


All-access pass to top stories, events and offers around town.

Sign Up >

No Thanks!

Remind Me Later >