World Penis Sizes According To Country!
Based on this incredibly informative chart, I am currently booking one-way flights to everything in dark green!
And I'm not even a bottom!
As for Europe in particular, France seems to be an incredibly worthy destination -- and when they calculated the measurements, they didn't even factor in the fromage!
Thanks to theluxuryspot.com (and Christian Freedom for the tip, as it were).
But don't get too excited, folks.
The statistics are in centimeters, not inches.
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