Worst Female Film Performance Ever
I got this idea from DataLounge.com, some of whose nominees I'm including, while adding a few of my own, all based on extremely traumatizing experiences.
Your horrible choices are:
*Cindy Crawford, Fair Game
She played a lawyer with pert nipples. I'm the only one who saw this cinema classic, so you must believe me on this one.
*Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed My Career
I mean I Know Who Killed Me
*Kim Novak, Jeanne Eagels
I like Kim, but playing one of the acting greats of all time was probably a bad idea. When she does a scene from Rain and is supposed to dazzle your socks off, it's sub-high-school level.
*Lucille Ball, Mame
A foghorn of a voice and a screen that went all Vaseliney whenever she appeared made it hard to love Lucy. It was more like Maim.
*Madonna, The Next Best Thing
Director John Schlesinger had a heart attack while filming this. He blamed it on Madonna! So did the critics!
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