Would You Trust A Man In A Wig This Bad?
I wouldn't even buy a used car from him, let alone political wisdom.
But maybe it's not a toupee after all.
It's possible a raccoon simply collapsed on his head and he's leaving it there till spring, just in case it's still alive and might bite.
I searched online for some confirmation on the whole matter and only got this:
"Does Chuck Norris wear a wig?
No, the wig wears him."
But either way, at least Clint Eastwood proudly sports whatever's left of his own ratty hair--and he still has a career!
Still, what's up with old former action stars who went from vigilante heroes to tormentors of the oppressed?
With weird hair.
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