"You Should Always Have Seafood Newburg in the Fridge ...
In case your husband brings some of his business associates home for dinner."
That's what Joan Crawford always said, and except for hitting her kids on a regular basis, she was a hell of a hostess.
Doesn't it sound like a good idea?
Will there be room in the fridge?
And what the fuck is seafood newburg?
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