"You're The Top" Composer Was The World's Biggest Bottom
It's no surprise that Cole Porter was the king of oral receiving.
Anyone who pens "You're The Top" is obviously screaming out the fact that he's gonna be on his knees real soon.
But I had no idea just how de-lovely and de-voted the classic songwriter's passion for oral was.
According to that Scotty Bowers book Full Service, "He could easily suck off twenty guys, one after another.
"And he always swallowed.
"There are many people, both male and female, who really enjoy the taste of semen.
"Porter was one of them."
He simply adored male genitals, especially when he could look them in the shaft and sing "I've got you under my skin."
In fact, Bowers once took nine of his best looking hustlers over to Porter's place and he did them all like gangbusters.
Gosh, I'm not sure why that scene wasn't included in Night and Day, the 1946 biopic about Porter, starring Cary Grant (who's also in Bowers' book, by the way).
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