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    ARIES (March 21-April 19)Acupuncturist Susan Meyer regularly rises before dawn to kayak meditatively around San Francisco Bay as she chants her... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) Scientists at the Crazy Wisdom Institute of Applied Surpriseology have discovered the existence of the Clown Chakra.... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) The Arizona Diamondbacks are the macho kingpins of baseball. Last month, they dethroned the invincible New York Yankees... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) "Man will occasionally stumble over the truth," Winston Churchill once opined, "but most of the time he will pick... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) Cybernetic brain-enhancement is a distinct possibility in your lifetime, says futurist Michael Lindemann. You'll have... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) I love and respect your rational mind, but it's rather arrogant in its presumption that it can know all there is to... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) Now that you're coiled deep inside the heart of the subterranean maze, I think you know what to do. Reverently slip... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) Traditional astrologers fear Pluto and Saturn. Pluto, they assert, brings radical transformation that's mostly... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) Whatever your relationship with nature has been, I suggest you make it more intimate and lyrical. Cruise out into the... More >>

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    ARIES (March 21-April 19) Whether you call it your adversary, your bugaboo, or the influence you love to hate, it's mutating. Soon you'll no... More >>

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